CRICKET THE MUSICAL: A Hilarious Satirical Take on Australian Cricket

Cricket the Musical is written and performed by Denis Carnahan, a multi-talented, award-winning musician with over 25 years of experience in live entertainment and 18 years in the television industry. Renowned for his sharp political and sporting satire, Denis masterfully blends the sublime with the absurd, seamlessly moving from biting parodies to heartfelt songs and themes for both film and TV.

Whether you’ve spent years following every twist and turn of Australian cricket or you’re just looking for a fun night out, Cricket The Musical is a must-see. Denis Carnahan’s combination of catchy tunes, witty lyrics, and spot-on impersonations brings the world of cricket to life in a way that’s never been seen before.

Cricket The Musical doesn’t just celebrate the sport; it skewers it with all the charm and hilarity that only Carnahan can provide. It’s the perfect show for anyone who’s followed the drama of this summer’s cricket season or who simply enjoys a well-timed comedic jab at the world of sport.

It’s not just the controversies of the summer that get Carnahan’s attention. In Cricket The Musical, he also dives into the battles between broadcasters and sponsors, the game’s colourful history of treachery, villainy, facial hair, and, of course, the infamous illegal abrasives. Whether you’re a die-hard cricket fan or just someone who loves a good laugh, Carnahan’s sharp commentary on the sport’s most absurd moments will have you in stitches.

Denis Carnahan is no stranger to cricket-themed comedy. His YouTube videos, which feature songs about Stuart Broad’s “sportsmanship,” the MCC’s selection policies, and Mitchell Johnson’s iconic moustache, have racked up millions of views. In Cricket The Musical, these songs come to life on stage, along with sketches and caricatures that highlight some of the biggest and most outrageous controversies from the summer matches.

So grab your tickets, leave your seriousness at the door, and prepare to laugh your way through a night of satire, songs, and ridiculous characters. Because in the world of Cricket The Musical, nothing – not even the sacred spirit of cricket – is off-limits.

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What People Are Saying About Cricket the Musical

“Great show. Really enjoyed it.”
— Ian Chappell (If you don’t know who he is, this might not be the show for you.)

“Hilarious. My favourite musical – even better than The Lion King.”
— Ryan, aged 14

“…takes you through the eras with song, laughter, and characters. Great fun performed by a mad genius.”
— Andrew Moore, ABC Sport commentator

“Had me in stitches. And I needed a laugh after India beat Australia.”
— Mary, cricket fan from Esperance, WA

“It’s Brilliant. He’s the Spinal Tap of Australian sport.”
— Jim Wilson, Sports broadcaster

Elsa Hunter – WBBL Vibes The Cricket Library

In this uplifting episode of the Cricket Library Podcast, Sydney Sixers rising star Elsa Hunter joins us for a vibrant conversation during a crucial stretch of the WBBL season. Elsa shares her insights on the Sixers' strong team vibe, the calm and powerful leadership of new captain Ash Gardner, and what it’s like learning from icons such as Ellyse Perry, Alyssa Healy, and the squad’s international talent. She reflects on her journey from playing local boys’ cricket in Malaysia to becoming a WNCL champion with the NSW Breakers, opening up about finding joy in the game, coping with pressure on the big stage, and navigating the friendly but fierce Sixers–Thunder rivalry. Elsa also talks about the influence of different coaches, the importance of the mental side of cricket, and her dream of one day representing Australia. A warm, inspiring, and engaging chat with one of the brightest young talents in the game. Tune in and enjoy!
  1. Elsa Hunter – WBBL Vibes
  2. Dr John Orchard – New Chapters in Cricket & Medicine
  3. Faye Tunnicliffe – Pursuing Excellence
  4. Monali Patel – From Passion to Profession
  5. Malcolm Conn – Behind The Headlines

Patrick Farhart – Unlocking Peak Performance

In this episode of the Cricket Library Podcast, Matt Ellis sits down with esteemed physiotherapist Patrick Farhart, who has worked with some of the most successful cricket teams around the world in a career spanning many years.

The conversation opens with Farhart’s journey into cricket, a sport his family initially knew little about. From playing club cricket to an unexpected call-up to the Australian cricket team’s 1989 Ashes tour, Farhart shares engaging anecdotes that brilliantly illustrate his passion for both cricket and physiotherapy.

Throughout the episode, key insights into building successful cricket teams are unveiled, discussing elements like leadership, openness, and communication. Patrick details his experiences with legendary cricketers and the impact of coaches like John Buchanan, shedding light on evolving coaching dynamics and team management strategies. He also delves into his profound learning experiences and the importance of work-life balance amid frequent travels.

Diving into injury prevention, particularly for fast bowlers, Farhart shares his desire to make lasting contributions to cricket through systematic research and cutting-edge methodologies. 

Patrick gives listeners a window into what it is like working in the larger than life Indian Premier League as well as some insights into his current role at Cricket NSW.

Of course we will ask Patrick who is three invites would be to a dream cricket net session.

This is an episode that you do not want to miss!

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Elsa Hunter – WBBL Vibes The Cricket Library

In this uplifting episode of the Cricket Library Podcast, Sydney Sixers rising star Elsa Hunter joins us for a vibrant conversation during a crucial stretch of the WBBL season. Elsa shares her insights on the Sixers' strong team vibe, the calm and powerful leadership of new captain Ash Gardner, and what it’s like learning from icons such as Ellyse Perry, Alyssa Healy, and the squad’s international talent. She reflects on her journey from playing local boys’ cricket in Malaysia to becoming a WNCL champion with the NSW Breakers, opening up about finding joy in the game, coping with pressure on the big stage, and navigating the friendly but fierce Sixers–Thunder rivalry. Elsa also talks about the influence of different coaches, the importance of the mental side of cricket, and her dream of one day representing Australia. A warm, inspiring, and engaging chat with one of the brightest young talents in the game. Tune in and enjoy!
  1. Elsa Hunter – WBBL Vibes
  2. Dr John Orchard – New Chapters in Cricket & Medicine
  3. Faye Tunnicliffe – Pursuing Excellence
  4. Monali Patel – From Passion to Profession
  5. Malcolm Conn – Behind The Headlines

Daniel Sams’ Dream Net Session: A Cricket Masterclass with Legends

Cricket enthusiasts and fans of the game often find themselves daydreaming about the ultimate net session – a chance to face deliveries from the cricketing legends of yesteryear or share insights with the great minds of the game. Recently, Daniel Sams, the Australian all-rounder, opened up about his dream net session during a conversation with Matt Ellis on the Cricket Library Podcast. In this blog post, we delve into his three intriguing choices for his dream net session.

Now, let’s rewind to the Cricket Library Podcast episode where Daniel Sams shared his thoughts on the dream net session.

Facing the Don: Sir Donald Bradman

Sams’ first pick for his dream net session was none other than Sir Donald Bradman. The iconic Australian batsman, widely regarded as the greatest cricketer in history, would be a fascinating choice for any aspiring player. Sams expressed his desire to meet Bradman and pick his brain, highlighting the opportunity to witness the legendary batsman’s technique up close.

Challenging the Speedster: Shoaib Akhtar

For his second selection, Sams opted for a more contemporary cricketer, the “Rawalpindi Express” Shoaib Akhtar. Sams acknowledged the challenge of facing Akhtar’s express pace and admitted that getting in against him might be a daunting task. The choice reflected Sams’ curiosity to experience the sheer speed that made Akhtar a terror for batsmen during his playing days. He also added a stipulation that he would love for the net to be on an old school fast WACA like surface from the 80s and 90s.

Pakistan’s fast bowler Shoaib Akhtar (L) celebrates the wicket of Scotland captain George Salmond, during their Cricket World Cup match at Chester-Le-street, Durham. PA / Alamy Stock Photo

The prospect of Bradman negotiating Shoaib Akhtar’s pace added an intriguing twist to the fantasy net session, prompting the question of whether Bradman would adhere to modern safety standards or go old-school without a helmet.

Mind Games with Greg Chappell

In a nod to the mental aspect of cricket, Daniel Sams’ final pick for his dream net session was Greg Chappell. Sams, who has been actively involved in mental conditioning for cricket, expressed a keen interest in learning from Chappell’s insights into the psychological side of the game. Chappell’s emphasis on using imagery and visualisation as part of mental training resonated with Sams, who found the concept intriguing.

Cricket – The Ashes 1977 PA/Alamy Stock Photo

This choice highlighted the evolving nature of cricket training, acknowledging the importance of mental preparation alongside the physical aspects of the game.

A Cricketing Masterclass

In envisioning his dream net session, Daniel Sams painted a vivid picture of a cricketing masterclass featuring Sir Donald Bradman’s technique, Shoaib Akhtar’s raw pace, and Greg Chappell’s mental wisdom. The choices reflected Sams’ passion for the game and his eagerness to learn from cricketing legends across different eras.

While this dream net session may remain a fantasy, it serves as a testament to the timeless allure of cricket and the profound impact that legendary figures continue to have on the sport. As cricket enthusiasts, we can only imagine the magic that would unfold if such a net session were to become a reality – a captivating blend of history, speed, and cricketing wisdom.

Elsa Hunter – WBBL Vibes The Cricket Library

In this uplifting episode of the Cricket Library Podcast, Sydney Sixers rising star Elsa Hunter joins us for a vibrant conversation during a crucial stretch of the WBBL season. Elsa shares her insights on the Sixers' strong team vibe, the calm and powerful leadership of new captain Ash Gardner, and what it’s like learning from icons such as Ellyse Perry, Alyssa Healy, and the squad’s international talent. She reflects on her journey from playing local boys’ cricket in Malaysia to becoming a WNCL champion with the NSW Breakers, opening up about finding joy in the game, coping with pressure on the big stage, and navigating the friendly but fierce Sixers–Thunder rivalry. Elsa also talks about the influence of different coaches, the importance of the mental side of cricket, and her dream of one day representing Australia. A warm, inspiring, and engaging chat with one of the brightest young talents in the game. Tune in and enjoy!
  1. Elsa Hunter – WBBL Vibes
  2. Dr John Orchard – New Chapters in Cricket & Medicine
  3. Faye Tunnicliffe – Pursuing Excellence
  4. Monali Patel – From Passion to Profession
  5. Malcolm Conn – Behind The Headlines

Nathan Hauritz: A Nightwatchman’s Tale at the MCG on Boxing Day

In the grand arena of international cricket, where legends are forged and tales of grit and determination are etched into the annals of the sport, Nathan Hauritz emerged as a promising talent at the tender age of 20. Hailing from Queensland, Australia, Hauritz’s early exploits at the under-19 level saw him sharing the field with cricket luminaries such as Michael Clarke, Ed Cowan, Mitch Johnson, Shaun Marsh, Shane Watson, and Andrew McDonald.

Having donned the Baggy Green in 17 Test Matches, Hauritz made a significant impact with the ball, claiming 63 wickets, including a memorable performance with career-best figures of 5-53. His prowess extended to the limited-overs format, where he featured in 58 ODIs, contributing with 63 wickets and showcasing his best figures of 4-29.

However, Hauritz was not merely a specialist with the ball; he wielded the willow with finesse, notching up three half-centuries for Australia. His highest First-Class score of 146 for New South Wales against South Australia in 2010 underscored his all-round prowess.

Yet, the cricketing world witnessed a unique chapter in Nathan Hauritz’s career—a tale not only of his bowling prowess but also of his resilience as a nightwatchman in a Boxing Day Test Match at the iconic Melbourne Cricket Ground (MCG). In an interview with the Cricket Library podcast, Hauritz shared the behind-the-scenes narrative of that unforgettable experience.

With just 10 overs remaining in the day, Hauritz found himself thrust into an unexpected role. As he recalled on the podcast, the captain, Michael Clarke, faced a dilemma as to who should go out as the nightwatchman. With someone getting out and five overs still to play, Hauritz stepped up and volunteered for the task. What followed was a gripping account of facing deliveries from a formidable opponent, navigating the challenges, and, ultimately, relishing the experience.

In Hauritz’s own words, the adrenaline of facing high-speed deliveries, the strategic discussions with teammates, and the near-miss run-out on the field added layers to this memorable Boxing Day encounter. In this excerpt of the Cricket Library Podcast, Nathan shares the nuances of that intriguing episode, shedding light on his unexpected nightwatchman role at the MCG.

Elsa Hunter – WBBL Vibes The Cricket Library

In this uplifting episode of the Cricket Library Podcast, Sydney Sixers rising star Elsa Hunter joins us for a vibrant conversation during a crucial stretch of the WBBL season. Elsa shares her insights on the Sixers' strong team vibe, the calm and powerful leadership of new captain Ash Gardner, and what it’s like learning from icons such as Ellyse Perry, Alyssa Healy, and the squad’s international talent. She reflects on her journey from playing local boys’ cricket in Malaysia to becoming a WNCL champion with the NSW Breakers, opening up about finding joy in the game, coping with pressure on the big stage, and navigating the friendly but fierce Sixers–Thunder rivalry. Elsa also talks about the influence of different coaches, the importance of the mental side of cricket, and her dream of one day representing Australia. A warm, inspiring, and engaging chat with one of the brightest young talents in the game. Tune in and enjoy!
  1. Elsa Hunter – WBBL Vibes
  2. Dr John Orchard – New Chapters in Cricket & Medicine
  3. Faye Tunnicliffe – Pursuing Excellence
  4. Monali Patel – From Passion to Profession
  5. Malcolm Conn – Behind The Headlines

Conquering the Gabba – Five visiting players who made an impression

TD Paine will be hoping Australia can continue their impressive record at the Gabba when Australia take on India in the 4th Test.

India fought valiantly in Sydney to secure an unlikely draw against Australia and they now head to the Gabba with an injury list as long as your arm to face the Aussies who have not lost a test match at the venue since I was in year four. 

In that time however, there have been visiting players who have made their mark achieving individual success at the ground which has become a fortress for the home side. 

To set the scene, I have started with what was an eventful Test Match at the Gabba in November 1988 with the imposing force of the West Indies reigning supreme with a dominant 9 wicket victory thanks to some handy work from their pace attack, in particular the great Curtley Ambrose. 

Since then there have been a number of other overseas players who have made their mark claiming man of the match honours despite their team not getting over the line.

1988 – CEL Ambrose

After winning the toss and batting, it was tough going for the home side with the Windies pace attack led by Ambrose, Walsh and the late great Malcom Marshall wreaking havoc with the ball. Patrick Patterson was the other member of the pace quartet however, he sustained an injury in his fourth over not bowling again in the game.

Mike Veletta was the best performer in the Aussie innings lasting 3 hours for his 37 before falling to the much more friendly off spin of Carl Hooper. Sir Vivian Richards who was playing his 100th Test Match claimed his 100th catch in test cricket when he snared Tony Dodemaide off the bowling of Courtney Walsh to wrap up the innings. This would be the first wicket of a hat trick that was completed on Day 3 in Australia’s second innings when he dismissed Veletta and Wood in successive deliveries.

It was Curtly Ambrose however who claimed man of the match honours with first innings figures of 16.5 overs 5 maidens 3-30 (only 23 of these off the bat having bowled 7 no balls) including the wickets of Marsh, Wood and Border. He chimed in with a handy 19 not out with the willow and snared another 3 wickets in the second innings with Marsh and Border his two big scalps for the second time in the match.

This was just one of the many times the big West Indian paceman imposed himself on batsmen all around the world with his pace and bounce collecting over four hundred test match wickets.

1989 – PA De Silva

Growing up I had a lot of love for Sri Lankan all rounder Aravinda de Silva. One of his finer moments playing down under came when he notched up 167 against Australia in the drawn Test Match of 1989. Facing the Australian attack of Alderman, Lawson, Rackeman, Hughes and Moody, the likable tourist became the first Sri Lankan to score a hundred against Australia. 

His epic innings lasted over 8 hours after Merv Hughes dropped a return catch not long after his arrival at the crease. De Silva patiently built an innings, eventually bringing up his ton off a thick outside edge that went past the outstretched right hand of Mark Taylor at second slip, down to the boundary for four. 

After playing some wonderful back foot strokes, including landing one on the famous dog track, he eventually hooked a Carl Rackeman delivery straight down the throat of Geoff Lawson who was fielding on the fine leg boundary. 

It was his second of twenty test hundreds in a distinguished career that netted over six thousand test match runs. 

2003 – SC Ganguly

I was fortunate enough to be living in Brisbane in 2003 and was on hand at the Gabba to witness Justin Langer put Australia in a commanding position registering 121 at the top of the order for the home side.

It would be the visiting captain Sourav Ganguly though, who would make his mark with a magnificent 144 bringing up his first test match hundred against Australia with a sweep shot off MacGill for 2. He sweated on anything with width outside the off stump, playing through the off side with precision. 

He would eventually fall to a well flighted delivery from MacGill that he drove straight to the safe hands of the ever reliable Jason Gillespie at mid off. This helped the tourists take an 86 run lead in a match that would finish in a draw with inclement weather seeing play interrupted on numerous occasions. 

It was the only hundred that Ganguly scored on this tour but certainly sent a message that he was ready to take the game to the Australians. It proved to be a very competitive series with India going on to beat Australia in Adelaide before the home side bounced back in Melbourne with a draw in Sydney leaving us with a 1-1 result.

2010 – AN Cook

Brisbane 2010 is the test match probably most remembered for PM Siddle’s birthday hat trick which was started by the dismissal of Alistair Cook who fell for 67 after a lengthy stay at the crease. However it was Alistair Cook who claimed man of the match honours in a game that ended up finishing a draw.

After winning the toss and batting first, England were bowled out for 260 which did not look like it would be enough. The Aussies were in trouble though at 5-143 but Brad Haddin joined Michael Hussey at the crease for an incredible 307 run stand, which restored order and put the home side back on top.

Day 4 however belonged to the visitors with twenty five year old Alistair Cook batting the entire day returning to the sheds at stumps unbeaten on 132 after resuming the day’s play on 6 not out. 

Cook went on to surpass his previous highest test score of 173 against Bangladesh which he had scored earlier in the year on his way to a magnificent 235 not out as part of a phenomenal unbeaten 329 run partnership with Jonathan Trott.

Cook’s innings at the time was the highest individual score in a test match at the ground surpassing DG Bradman’s 226 v South Africa in 1931. It has since only been eclipsed by Michael Clarke’s superb 259 not out against South Africa in 2012.

His thirst for runs continued throughout the tour finishing top of the tree on the run scorers list with 766 runs at 127.66 helping the visitors to win the Ashes on Australian soil for the first time in 24 years.

2016 – Asad Shafiq

The pink ball was a feature of the Gabba test in 2016 when Pakistan was set a near impossible target of 490 in the fourth innings of the game.

After winning the toss and batting Australia were on the front foot posting 429 on the back of centuries to Steve Smith and Peter Handscomb. This was backed up by the Australian pace trio of Starc, Hazlewood and Bird each claiming 3 wickets to have the visitors well behind in the game as they were bundled out for 142.

The Australian’s then upped the tempo in their second innings scoring at over 5 an over declaring with a session to go on day three. Pakistan negotiated the final session finishing just two down heading into day 4.

With some inclement weather on day 4 there looked to be a slim chance of Pakistan surviving for a draw but the prospect of a win would require a minor miracle. When Asad Shafiq came to the crease at 4-165 there were still 335 runs required and plenty of overs left in the game. 

The runs started ticking over and productive partnerships were formed. Bringing up his 50 with a push to the on side coincided with a 50 partnership with Mohammed Amir off just 67 balls. 

Australia had their chance to dismiss Shafiq when Starc found the edge of his bat on 72 with Smith not able to complete the catch in the slips. A well struck cut shot for 3 off Jackson Bird brought up his ton just prior to stumps on Day 4 with his team still needing a further 112 runs with 3 wickets in hand. It was Shafiq’s 10th Test Match hundred and his first against Australia.

His fighting knock eventually came to an end when he got a sharp rising ball from Mitch Starc bowling around the wicket that he ballooned to David Warner at gully. Out for 137 he had earned the respect of many and almost pulled off a miracle for Pakistan. Australia soon took the final wicket and won the game by 39 runs with Shafiq named man of the match.

India will need to defy the odds to stop Australia in Brisbane. Will we see some similar heroics from the visitors or will the home side maintain their invincibility at the Gabba fortress?

The Cricket Library Podcast – Leah Poulton Interview

Today it was announced that Leah Poulton has been appointed to the new role of Head of Female Cricket at Cricket NSW.

Leah represented Australia in 2 Tests, 48 ODIs and 40 T20Is as well playing over 100 games for NSW.

She was a high quality top order batter who had a reputation for scoring runs quickly which was confirmed when she became the first female to score a century in Women’s domestic T20 cricket for NSW.

In her distinguished career, Leah was a part of two successful ICC World T20 Campaigns for Australia top scoring in the 2010 decider.

Leah is a four time winner of the Belinda Clark medal which is awarded to the premier female cricketer in NSW.

We caught up with Leah in February for the Cricket Library Podcast. In this episode, we will hear from Leah about where her love for the game originated, some key influences on her career, some memorable moments, what she is up to now as well as finding out which three people Leah would most like to have a net with.

She also shares with us a very interesting story about how she found out that she had been selected to represent her country for the first time.

We trust you will thoroughly enjoy our chat with Leah Poulton.

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